I am replying to the question of the day: Can being a zombie be considered suffering?
In my opinion, yeah.
Basically, zombies are dead people who don't have brains to control themselves from eating other people. Poor guys. It's like, a vampire has the constant craving for human blood, but zombie's have the constant crave for other peoples' brains. Plus, people beat the hell out of them in movies- their limbs get torn off and they get shreded into bits. And just when they wish they could die because they don't want to eat brains anymore, they can still move their detached limbs. I almost feel sorry for them...
Also- they never can celebrate